30+ Memes for a Cold January Day

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    This is not the kind of weather to be out here hot dogging. neurolo
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    This could be us but you playing Rexim
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    Michael @Home_Halfway girl are you a kids movie from my generation because you're fun and cute but also horrifying in many ways I didn't originally realize.
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    trash jones @jzux ... one time when i worked as a host at a fancy restaurant in LA, joaquin phoenix's people called to try to book him a last minute table for that night and i said "more like walk-in phoenix" and they literally hung up on me
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    Word of the day: HURKLE-DURKLE A 200 year-old Scottish term meaning to lounge in bed long after it's time to get up. Happiness is HURKLE-DURKLING.
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    Not gonna stop grinding till my driveway has one of these in it @Samon WithoutTheL
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    the masculine urge to do a Goofy impression during the custody hearing
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    Go ahead hop in the bun If you're gonna act like a wiener
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    Let the bodies hit the floor!
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    boss @boss_on_here needed to hear this There are NO LIMITS on the HAMS 11:45 AM 2/20/21 Twitter for Android ...
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    "HOW aRe YOU ON SOCIAL MEDiA bUt cAnT Reply to my tEXT" My phone: Do Not Disturb On
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    someone go seize this guys welder
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    IOT Raven @RavenlGrimes my plan of being serious was once again thwarted by my whimsy
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    i love the r/flashlight community so much Hungry-for-Apples789 129d Power outage at the grocery store. Big day for me. Registers on generator. Beamshots. Solved Fest chatta mit t PARE SHE kara @karakittel 111 AND HI BEFORECAS #14185 2/5 Dude. You're living the dream. That moment where you pull out the flashlight and it makes you a hero. People, almost exclusively other guys, will ask where you got it and you get to talk about it. This. Is. Your. Moment. Hungry-for-Apples789 OP Reply 24 1 Award N
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    molly @mollyEatsTofu Was in Paris on Friday night and a handsome French man was flirting with me and I asked him what his name was and he said (very Frenchly) "Ah you will be disappointed" and I thought what a silly thing to say and then he said "it is Kevin" and you know what? I was disappointed. 8:03 AM 1/15/23 2.1M Views ... 71.9K Likes 2,718 Retweets 196 Quotes
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    she's water den den @dendenuwu rolling give her some Bootleg Stuff @Bootleg_Stuff · 11 Feb 19
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    HISTORY OF THE INQUISITION OF SPAIN 1735 1.3 1971 Lea Volume I BX HISTORY OF THE INQUISITION OF SPAIN 1735 L/162 Lea 14 Didn't expect to find this here Volume II BX 1735 1.462 V.2 HISTORY OF THE INQUISITION OF SPAIN Lea Volume III HISTOR OF THE INQUISITIC OF SPAIN Lea BX 1735 LICH RY Volume IV
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    This is the kind of relationship I want. Not one based on money, or looks, but instead between myself and @TONYZARET a guy, filled with space juice. Not like a guy with blue skin but the guy has clear skin, and the space juice is inside the skin.
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    I left you shiny things plz respond
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    Imagine breaking up with me and I take the rotating plate from your microwave
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    Kathy Griffin looks like freeze dried Macaulay Culkin
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    ANIMAL Housecat painfully aware of how much owner's mental health is riding on his tummy being so fluffy
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    r/Showerthoughts Posted by u 1 31 41 .4h If you try to hand a woman something enclosed in your fist, she is going to think you're trying to hand her a bug. Even if you've known her for years and never tried to give her a bug before. They never let their guard down regarding being handed a bug.
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    i love my pasta drawer it's so convenient
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    +Es clione chan 63.+° @boople_snoot Follow Everytime i go to Walmart i leave a single packaged Yam on their back customer service counter a nd ive done it 58 Times now and no one has caught me yet. these are all different Yammenings. I will Never Be Stopped. The Yammening Is upon You. 5:08 PM 29 May 23 32.3M Views
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    dawn @dawnposts you try walking a day in my boobs and see how you like it
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    me if i was a gingerbread
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    Them: how you been holding up? Me:
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    TURN IT OFF!!!
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    i thought this was a dj but she is serving soup
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    TITLIFIF @Unfilteredwitch Another day waking up with siren eyes and the personality of Garfield.
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    Do not kill the part of you that is cringe... ...kill the part of you that cringes
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    A grim valley of hot dogs J 1
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    gom jabbar bjar binks @inkybarracuda - 1d I've been thinking about this post since dec 14th and it keeps making me sob with laughter 300 comments My girlfriend said I drink all her water during the night (I'm by the nightstand). Used a sleep recorder app and at like 3am it recorded me absolutely slurping that down and pausing to say "oh that's good stuff" before going back at it. Funniest thing I've recorded myself doing in my sleep ThatWhiteboy1 13h 193 (O

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